We hold bell at top of hill.
Big doggies come. Try to steal bell. Bad doggies.
Cyanhur and samurats kill some doggies!!! Very good rat servants!
Dai-bakemonos see doggies and drop poop on ground. Stand there making ground wet. Later the dai-bakemonos see smaller doggies and run at them.
Captain Krill and His Buccaneers shoot small doggies!!!
Rats kill two groups of doggies, keep bell!!!
The Rat is Pleased!
(This game report submitted by Gruja, goblin dervish, who later walked off the field holding bell, and was slowly joined by one goblin buddy after another as the rest of his army died horrible deaths.)